Saturday, January 14, 2012

Lazy Man’s Fudge


Lazy Man’s Fudge

Lets ask ourselves, who loves fudge? ME ME ME ME!

Who likes to make fudge? ::sound of crickets::

It is really to complicated to make fudge, I’m sorry, but if you have the gift of making fudge, someone needs to make you a king or queen. To get the exact temperature of the sugar to make the chocolate the right mixture… good grief, its just all frustrating.

Try this recipe, it tastes just like fudge, yet only three ingredients, no one gets burned, and life is good!

1 bag of mini marshamallows
1 bag of chocolate chip cookies (no semi sweet, they do not melt!!)
1 bag of butterscotch chips

 
THAT’S IT!!!!!

In a soup pot melt the chocolate chips, after melting these throw in the bag of butterscotch chips, after these have melted throw in the mini marshmallows. Before the marshmallows completely melt put the mix in a pan that has been coated with non-stick spray.  Flatten with a good spatula. Throw the mess in the fridge. Cool over night and you have some great tasting fudge that took zero time.

Pocket Apple Pies - Egg, Dairy, Gluten FREE



This recipe is pretty dang easy and you can make it with all the stuff hanging out in your cupboard.

This is a recipe for pocket Apple Pie.

To me apple pie is a staple of all countries, but its leaky, a mess and hard to handle if you have left overs. This recipies make small pocket sized apple pies that use your standard apple recipe but you cup small apple pies out.

To make the filling:

Use your favorite apple, don’t stick to the granny apples, branch out and try a new flavor. I like the gala ones… they are the ones that are normally on sale in my area.  If you have an apple slicer use that to cut up 4 apples then shave off the peel. To me it was easier to shave off the peel after I used the apple slicer. 
Place your sliced apples in a medium sized bowl and add 1 cup of sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, ¼ ts ground nutmeg, 2 tablespoons of vegetable spread in with your apple mess. Fling all this mess together then stick it in the fridge so your apples don’t darken.  This mixture can stay in your fridge for a few weeks before going bad.

For the pie shell, I wouldn’t buy the ones that are already made, they seem pretty dry to me. I made mine with 2 cups of gluten free flour, 1 tsp salt, ¾ cups of shortening and 4 tbs of water. Fling this mess into your blender.  If the mix is very wet after you mix it, wrap it in wax paper and put it in a ziplock bag and store in your fridge for a few days… the liquid will seep out and then you’ll be able to work with it. 

To roll out the dough use your roll pin or a cup. Place the wax paper on your counter and dust with flour.. make sure to get your hands, rolling pin or cup good and dusted as well so nothing sticks to you, your table, rolling pin, or anything else that may be floating around. Roll the dough to about an 1/8 or ¼ inch thickness.  If you have the nifty pastry cutter from The Pantry Chef (I do and I love it) use this to make your pie circles, if you don’t have one of these, use your cup to cut out your circles.  You should be able to make about 12 mini pies with this.  Once you run out of circles to make on pie crust, roll up your dough again and repeat until you have run out of dough.  Make sure to divide your pie crust into two, one for your bottoms and one for your tops. You will need to slice holes into the tops so the pies do not burst while cooking and mess up your seal.

Lay out your cookie pan and remember to spray with Pam or equivalent so the pies don’t stick to the pan.  Lay your bottom crust on the cookie sheet and put 1 to 2 tbs of filling onto the bottom crust. Lay the pie crust tops on top and pinch together the tops and bottoms to ensure there is a good seal all the way around. You can pinch, fold, or whatever you want, just make sure it is completely sealed or you will leak all over the place and end up having to clean your oven after the debacle.  You can brush the mini pies with vegetable spread to have a nice brown top if you wish, I didn’t and it was just fine.

Bake the pies at 425 degrees for about 20 minutes. You may need to keep an eye on the first round to ensure you have a good seal.  These can be eaten right after cooling or stuck in the fridge for a good snack during lunch. These keep for a good while and are even great after you freeze them.

Reindeer on a Stick! Egg, Dairy and Gluten FREE

Reindeer on a Stick!

Ok, I totally borrowed this from stumble but tweaked it a little. This is an easy recipe that you can make any little guy out of. It's almost good for your diet as well!

Lay out wax paper on your cookie sheet
Put a row of mini pretzels about 4 inches apart (the recipe from stumble stated two pretzels but that is really too much for a little kids mouth). You should be able to lie 7 in a row, 2 rows per cookie sheet.

Melt your bag of chocolate chips in a slow melter,  double broiler, or microwave the chips to melt it. If you melt it the microwave make sure to flip your bag every 30 seconds so it doesn't burn.

SEMI SWEET CHIPS DO NOT MELT - DO NOT USE THESE (painful experience that just frustrates you and you just end up wanting to eat the chips instead of dealing with the issue)

Prepare the jumbo marshmallows by using lollipop sticks or cut the tips off of the wooden sticks for kabobs (that's what we did).  Stick the lollipop or kabob sticks in the middle of the marshmallow.  Dip your marshmallow stick in the chocolate and rotate.  Tap the stick on the pan to get the excess chocolate off.  Place the stick on the pretzel... repeat until you run out of room.  

Once your pan is full stick it in the fridge for 10 minutes. While your waiting for your chocolate to cool you can prepare your icing for the eyes.  The stumble recipe indicated you could make the white portion of the eyes and then the black part of the eye, but really what kid pays attention to the color of the eye before eating it? I just used the icing I had left over for previous projects. 

I made icing with 1 cup powdered sugar, ¼ cup shortening, 1 tbs of corn syrup, 1 tbs vanilla, and a smidge of water to thin the icing out. Add food coloring for whatever color eyes you want.

When you pull the reindeer out, make a small dot or letter U for eyes.  Put a dot on the front for the nose.  You can use candy for the nose and the icing will hold it on tight.  A hint to make the nose stay where you want... make sure to put your reindeer on a cooling rack so gravity will help you.  I used sixlets and smarties for the reindeer noses.. pretty cute and a huge hit with the kiddos. Took a very small amount of time to make! 


A new twist on a old favorite - Chocolate Chip Cookies. Egg, Dairy and Gluten FREE

A new twist on a old favorite

So today I was going through all my stuff in my pantry trying to figure out something to make.  I try to do a lot of cooking in the winter, it's a cheap way to keep the house warm.  I decided to make some chocolate chip cookies and Liz wanted to help. Between her eating most of the chocolate chips and me realizing I had more powdered sugar than regular sugar our endeavor turned out pretty well.  We substituted the regular sugar for powdered sugar and found that the cookies hold their shape better than with the regular sugar. They look much more presentable. I was very amazed with how they turned out. Sometimes my oven has a temper of a 15 year old hormonal teenage girl.

We heated the oven at 375 and cooked for 11 minutes.

1 cup vegetable spread (cheap version of country crock does not contain dairy)
3/4 cups powdered sugar
3/4 cups of packed brown sugar (if your cooking with Andy, remember to swat his hand away from the brown sugar or you wont have enough sugar left for the cookies)
cream together with your blender or get the kid hyped up on chocolate chips and let them stir
Add in Egg substitute (5 tbs of water, 5 tbs of oil, 3 tbs of baking powder - stir until its done fizzing)
Follow with1 tsp of vanilla

Mix together
2 1/4 cups of flower
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
Slowly add to above mix then throw in what you have left of 2 bags of chocolate chips that the kid or husband hasn't eaten.

Cook for 11 minutes.. cool for a few minutes... get a glass of lactose milk and enjoy!